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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[the_informant]

I take care of my own, York.

[depthlesslock]

I appreciate that.

[the_informant]

Including your boyfriend and his family. That's just how I work.

[depthlesslock]

I'm with you on that one.

[baruthumos]

All joking aside, you hurt my brother and I don't care who you are, what you've done, or where you hide, I will find you. I will kill you. I will feed your entrails to desert lizards and your friends won't even have a body to bury.

[depthlesslock]

While I'm glad you care about Sigma so much, might I suggest getting someone a bit more experienced to do the job for you? I'd rather you didn't go for one of the For Hires, there are other mercenaries and we don't like to go after each other. But at the moment, you couldn't take me down.

That said, I have no intentions of hurting Sigma at all so we should both be safe.

[protective_logic]

Can you tell me about Maine?

[depthlesslock]

I can, but you're going to have to be a bit more specific about what sort of thing you want.

[protective_logic]

Favorite color or food. What he does in his personal time. What sorts of things he might like as gifts.

[depthlesslock]

...Hang on, sorry. Am I hearing this right? Maine? Really tall, bald, stronger than a tank?

[protective_logic]

With the warm eyes and the strong hands and laughter that rumbles deep in his chest. Yes.

[depthlesslock]

Delta Ai, do you have a crush on Maine?

[protective_logic]

I suppose that is a fitting thing given the situation.

[depthlesslock]

Ho~ly shit, D. Alright, I'm all for it. You need cute details?

[protective_logic]

Do... you know a treat he likes? That is easy to make or doesn't cost much? I don't have much time to spare on Sunday...

[depthlesslock]

Maine will happily go for anything sweet, especially if it's homemade. He likes fresh fruit, but I know that's quite expensive so don't worry about that. If you want to make him really happy and have the time; yellow cake with chocolate icing.

[baruthumos]

I have more than one brother, you know. But Sigma is at the top of the list.

[depthlesslock]

Well you'll be glad to know I don't have plans to hurt any of them. Or your sister.

[baruthumos]

Oh, I doubt you have it in you to hurt the littles. So have you told Sigma about your job yet? I'm trying not to slip, Maine told me you work with him, but I am an imperfect person.

And if you tell any of my siblings I said that, I will deny it to my dying day.

[protective_logic]

I don't know how to make cake.

[depthlesslock]

No, I haven't. I'm not entirely sure how to.

I'm sure you will.

[depthlesslock]

Look a recipe up online or I can send you a link, if you want?

[baruthumos]

Sorry, I got nothing except one of Florida's books. Does the one he gave you have people with clothes on?

[protective_logic]

I don't think I'll have time to make it on Sunday. But thank you for the suggestion.

[depthlesslock]

...I'm going to kill him.