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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[depthlesslock]

You could help out at the pet center?

Thank you. It's just been one incident after another with them and we all need a damn break. The last thing I want is to have you under the enemy.

[notyourrookie]

...okay, I might have to look there as well.

I've seen enough infighting to last me a lifetime.

[depthlesslock]

There you go. Have fun!

I can only imagine. Thanks.

[notyourrookie]

It's just an extra. I'm still going to get certified as a merc.

I'll try to keep out of that sort of trouble.

[depthlesslock]

Sure. But dude, you need a feline hit.

Thanks. And if they start poking around you, please do come to me. Or any of the For Hires. We will help.

[notyourrookie]

It's got to be healthier than drugs and booze.

I'll call you if I need it. Thanks.

[depthlesslock]

Way healthier. Unless you're allergic, whi-sh I'm assuming you're not since our Wash isn't. Actually, even then, it might be healthier than drugs or booze in the long run.

Of course.

[notyourrookie]

I'm not allergic. That would suck. What a horrible thought.

[depthlesslock]

Yeah, that would really suck. That would be like me being allergic to coffee.

[notyourrookie]

I don't think you'd survive. You'd either drink it and suffer or not drink it and never function.

[depthlesslock]

I think I'd drink it and suffer.

[notyourrookie]

You would. Addict.

[depthlesslock]

I am the king of coffee.

[notyourrookie]

Emperor of Espresso.

[depthlesslock]

Lord of latte.

[notyourrookie]

Monarch of Mocha.

[depthlesslock]

Count of Cappuccino.

[notyourrookie]

...okay, I give up. I don't know enough coffees to keep doing this.

[depthlesslock]

Admiral of Americano.

[notyourrookie]

Good one. This does just make me think you spend too much time in coffee shops though.

[depthlesslock]

Wash, I definitely spend too mu-sh time in coffee shops.

[notyourrookie]

You would hate the army. And space. Christ, how did my York manage it?

[depthlesslock]

Sounds like he suffered. Poor sucker. Although I'm pretty adaptable if I have to be.

[notyourrookie]

The days when the mess ran out of coffee... eurgh, bad times.

[depthlesslock]

Do tell.