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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[depthlesslock]

Maine's hurt, I don't think... Look, D, you're drunk off your ass. If this is still a thing when you're sober, we can talk then. In the meantime, do you need a safe lift home?

[protective_logic]

In meh bed. Glasses breaker hash littles. In mah bed. With the boozesies.

But York, see, causeh see, seee causeh, itsh okays. Caush figureded it out. He don got love meh. Cause not loveble. See, all good.

[depthlesslock]

Um... are you sure that's a good idea?

Whoa, okay! I gotta stop you right there. You've said some weird stuff already, but that's just wrong. You're very lovable.

[protective_logic]

Naw. See, causeh, ya wrong. Stop. Be right. SEe, ya wrong. Met ya firsh, and then met Siggy and ya want siggy. Cause loveble. Maine not love nuff. Now Tic say got kidsh and mayb when no kidsh. Cuz no loveble.

[depthlesslock]

Sigma asked me out. If you had, I'd probably have said yes. Don't know if we'd have worked, but I didn't know Sig and I were going to work back then either. Also I think I messed up in our conversation. Probably did, knowing me. But you're still my friend, and a good friend at that.

Wait, what? Someone else you're interested in already?

[protective_logic]

Noh intriestinged. But tolds me gots kids. Kids bad. Noh want, but noh possi if wanted.

Goh kidsh n put onest. Soh nah loveble. Sokay. Get thish now. Hurt less. Ya said hurt less. Hurt less.

[depthlesslock]

...I'm going to stay out of that one.

"Onest" ...First? D, you're still lovable if you put the kids first. I admire you for putting the kids first. I did say that, but... never mind.

[protective_logic]

Socake, see? Figed out. World right again.

Now gorra go set Eppy up wit Tic. So happy times. Eppy Loveble. Not got kids. Tic smiles then.

[depthlesslock]

If you say the same when you're sober, I'll consider agreeing.

...Why?

[protective_logic]

Jus coz not loveble and lonely don mean Eppy be lone good. Make happy.

See? Make sense. Did maff selfly.

[depthlesslock]

Isn't Epsilon like... twenty two? He's older than Sigma, right?

Are you still drinking? I can't work out what you're trying to say.

[protective_logic]

Flirdiblles older Beta. Norrah problem.

Donening my drink now.

[depthlesslock]

I meant he's old enough to find someone himself. But whatever, I don't know him that well.

Can you just repeat what you called Florida, please?

"Donening" as is done?

[protective_logic]

Flirdiblles. Flourbublez.

Gone finish. No more drink. So sad tho. Cuz not loveble. Wanted...

Family wit Maine. Doptdy kids. Go quarums. Zoo. Has house. Always together. Love man. Fur alls.

[depthlesslock]

Thank you kindly.

Jesus, I need to take you out sometime. You're not unloved or unwanted, D, I promise.

...Assuming I put that together right, that sounds lovely. I hope you get it.

[protective_logic]

Wrong. Not use but parent. Easy pass up. Is okay. You god Sigs so okay. Forgive.

Won get. See, cause Maine not love me nuff. Never.

[depthlesslock]

Well that's bullshit. Last I sh-ecked, you were doing pretty good as a helmet maintenance guy.

Still a sh-ance.

[protective_logic]

Wrong. All wrong. Be smar

[depthlesslock]

...You're still working with Smithson, right?

[protective_logic]

Duh.

[depthlesslock]

Then what... Oh, you meant about Maine.

[protective_logic]

Mean bought love. Never love.

[depthlesslock]

You don't want love? Or you'll never have it?

[protective_logic]

Noh loveble. You listen, right?

[depthlesslock]

I'm listening. I still disagree.