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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[depthlesslock]

Isn't Epsilon like... twenty two? He's older than Sigma, right?

Are you still drinking? I can't work out what you're trying to say.

[protective_logic]

Flirdiblles older Beta. Norrah problem.

Donening my drink now.

[depthlesslock]

I meant he's old enough to find someone himself. But whatever, I don't know him that well.

Can you just repeat what you called Florida, please?

"Donening" as is done?

[protective_logic]

Flirdiblles. Flourbublez.

Gone finish. No more drink. So sad tho. Cuz not loveble. Wanted...

Family wit Maine. Doptdy kids. Go quarums. Zoo. Has house. Always together. Love man. Fur alls.

[depthlesslock]

Thank you kindly.

Jesus, I need to take you out sometime. You're not unloved or unwanted, D, I promise.

...Assuming I put that together right, that sounds lovely. I hope you get it.

[protective_logic]

Wrong. Not use but parent. Easy pass up. Is okay. You god Sigs so okay. Forgive.

Won get. See, cause Maine not love me nuff. Never.

[depthlesslock]

Well that's bullshit. Last I sh-ecked, you were doing pretty good as a helmet maintenance guy.

Still a sh-ance.

[protective_logic]

Wrong. All wrong. Be smar

[depthlesslock]

...You're still working with Smithson, right?

[protective_logic]

Duh.

[depthlesslock]

Then what... Oh, you meant about Maine.

[protective_logic]

Mean bought love. Never love.

[depthlesslock]

You don't want love? Or you'll never have it?

[protective_logic]

Noh loveble. You listen, right?

[depthlesslock]

I'm listening. I still disagree.

[protective_logic]

Wrong. Stuppidface.

[depthlesslock]

Nope. And my face is gorgeous.

[protective_logic]

Ya don' get. Thas why talk ta best friend, nor you.

[depthlesslock]

You've been talking to me for ages. Who's your best friend?

[protective_logic]

TC.

[depthlesslock]

Cool.

[protective_logic]

Is good. Likes me. Very good. Best.

[depthlesslock]

Glad to hear it. There, see? That's someone who wants to hang out with you.

[protective_logic]

AND, like told ya, never want like that. Cause kids. Friends okay though.

Neva had bess before.

[depthlesslock]

However you want.

Hope it works out good for you.