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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[depthlesslock]

It's the one with "I am a cockbite" burned into the door, but I'll come and get my coffee.

[ambitious_muse]

That's. um.

I assume there's a story behind it?

[depthlesslock]

Florida. He wasn't too happy when I booby trapped his room to pour orange dye all over him when he went in.

Worth it.

[ambitious_muse]

[muffled laughter]

That sounds dangerous. And delightful. I'm especially glad you used orange.

[depthlesslock]

[Chuckling]

It was awesome! I filmed it if you want to see when you come round. Don't think I knew you then, I just chose orange because it clashes best with blue. Seems fitting now.

[ambitious_muse]

That sounds like fun.

See, I told you that you have good taste.

[depthlesslock]

That was one of the many prank wars that occasionally break out around base.

Foreshadowing. I like it.

[ambitious_muse]

Prank wars, around mercenaries? That sounds dangerous. And fun.

I enjoy your taste so I'm definitely a fan of the foreshadowing.

[depthlesslock]

Very fun. There's rules on no harming and stuff though and someone will step in if it gets too out of hand.

You might enjoy my taste, but I can assure you that you tatse very good yourself.

[ambitious_muse]

I'm glad to hear that you have moderators. I would hate to lose you to a prank war.

Thank goodness the feeling--tasting?--is mutual.

[depthlesslock]

They've never been life threatening. I don't think.

[Amused sound] Yeah, something like that.

[ambitious_muse]

No team members have had strange disappearances? Stranger than usual, I mean?

[depthlesslock]

Nope. At least not due to prank wars.

[ambitious_muse]

That's a relief. So many of the mercenaries I know are mischievous that I never know quite what I'm getting myself into.

[depthlesslock]

I've been with then over half a decade and I sometimes don't either.

[ambitious_muse]

Wow. That says a lot for your job security, I suppose.

[depthlesslock]

Yeah, I guess it does.