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[depthlesslock]

[Hey, this is York. M'not around right now so leave a message.

If this is a client, please leave your details and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

If this is one of the others, I'll get back to you whenever.

If it's Florida, I didn't do it.
 

Aaaand if it's anyone else... Just leave a message. I'll get back to you if I recognise you. Or even if I don't, and you sound cute.]

Comments

[depthlesslock]

Okay, assuming you're telling the truth... How the fuck did you find this out?

[searchandrecovery]

Ok, remember the heist the other day? The one where we might've used all of Florida's good flour? He said he was gonna use it to make something for a lady friend. Anyway, last night he and Tex left the base in one of Niner's civvie cars and they were dressed up all fancy. Dressed up for a date.

I put two and two together. [Miraculously.]

[depthlesslock]

[Snickering throughout]

Wow. I know I've called you Sherlock sarcastically before, but I actually mean it this time. Nice detective work there.

This is gold.

[searchandrecovery]

Thanks, man.

I'm just curious as to what those two get up to. Discussions about the latest in cooking? The latest in torture?

[depthlesslock]

Search me. Want to try and audio bug them??

[searchandrecovery]

Hell yeah. But let's, uh, not get caught.

[depthlesslock]

Yeah, no shit.

[searchandrecovery]

You know more about their security than I do. Is it feasible?

[depthlesslock]

I've gotten in to Florida's room before, more than once I might add, so I can probably get into Tex's as well.

[searchandrecovery]

Right, and we all know how that ended up.

[depthlesslock]

Excuse you, my pranks were highly successful.

[searchandrecovery]

Then what was Florida hinting at the other day?

[A pause.]

I don't want to know, do I?

[depthlesslock]

A prank war, dear Washington, means that after one person pranks another, they themselves are then pranked in retaliation.

[searchandrecovery]

I know what a prank war is, York. And I also know that they're generally over when one member is pranked to the point where he can't continue.

And knowing Florida, a variety of things could've happened there.

[depthlesslock]

I played the last prank.

[searchandrecovery]

Bravo, dude.

So do you have bugs or am I gonna have to go out and get them?

[depthlesslock]

I've got one, so flip a coin to decide who gets it and I'll plant it while you get the other one.

[searchandrecovery]

Tails.

[depthlesslock]

Tex.

[searchandrecovery]

So I'm getting one for Tex, then?

[depthlesslock]

No, I'm putting this one in Tex's room, the one you get will go to Florida.

[searchandrecovery]

Right. Got it.

[Fuck. He is royally screwed. What did he do to deserve this. Where did it all go so wrong]

[depthlesslock]

We'll be cool, we can take them out again before they find out.

[searchandrecovery]

Okay, sounds good. I'll let you know when the deed is done.

[depthlesslock]

Come get me and I'll put it in Florida's room.