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From:

ambitious_muse

I'll look forward to visiting, then. All the more reason to give the medics a call.

Time to get you back to Wash's cats, right?

From:

depthlesslock

that suits me just fine

...why?

From:

ambitious_muse

I'm teasing. I know you miss your team, not Wash's pets.

From:

depthlesslock

only Wash misses those furballs. Have I told you my thery that hes actually one of them?

From:

ambitious_muse

You may have mentioned it. I'm intrigued.

From:

depthlesslock

he's in disgise, but he's really a cat come to lern about us before he goes back to his home world

From:

ambitious_muse

Home world? Which planet is that?

Do you think you can convince him to stay? Or is that his girlfriend's job, now? Maybe you should warn her.

From:

depthlesslock

i don't know, he won't tell me

sure can try. yes, she probably should be told. Do you have her com?

From:

ambitious_muse

I suppose it doesn't matter if he never goes back. Then you won't have to go looking for him.

You would think I would, considering she's been helping Louisiana give me driving lessons--oh, here it is.

[Oquirrh's comm frequency]

From:

depthlesslock

maybe I can tempt him with catnip

thanks. hows driving going?

From:

ambitious_muse

You know, I bet you could. Maybe I should slip him some catnip tea sometime.

Driving isn't so bad. Traffic is awful. Luckily I haven't had to drive through too much of it. I got Louisiana to the hospital in Maine's jeep fast enough. Hopefully that means I'm okay.

From:

depthlesslock

we should do that. Also Mainegot me a laser pointer

ugh, the traffic here sucks. good job though <-- finally remembered how to spell it :)

From:

ambitious_muse

That sounds like the ideal plot to expose Wash's cat-self. We should do it.

You did remember! You're doing better every day.

From:

depthlesslock

its a plan. wait. what date is it?

yep! :D

From:

ambitious_muse

Today's Wednesday the fifth of August.

Baby steps. Or bigger ones. Speaking of which, your medics are calling the hospital. I guess they want you closer to gym equipment for physical therapy, so you can start walking again.

From:

depthlesslock

fuck! I missed his birthday!

finally! any news on when?

From:

ambitious_muse

You did. Oquirrh threw him a party and made a pair of cat ears for him. Maine and Florida made an appearance, and I got him cat-print underwear. We'll have to celebrate again with you, though.

No news yet, but they promised me that you would be the first to know. Hopefully they'll contact you soon.

From:

depthlesslock

god damm it was his 21th as well! I'll do something with him once I'm out. I head about those, your a fucking genius. I'd have given anything to see his face

theyr good, I trust them

From:

ambitious_muse

Really? Did Wash tell you? He was so embarrassed. I had him open them in front of Oquirrh and everything.

I'm glad you do. Apparently Maine punched one of the nurses here, and Louisiana says he kicked a guy out for ogling her. I'm ready for you to be much more safe.

From:

depthlesslock

Maine actually, he thought it was really really funny. Your evil I love you

ha serves them right, assholes

From:

ambitious_muse

Evil? Me? I don't know what you're talking about, but I do love you, too.

Apparently it was the same guy, and he tried to go after Omega for a sponge bath during his stay. I'm surprised Maine didn't break the guy in half.